Charon announces he will leave purgatory at the end of the season
Having shipped the souls of the dead across the river Acheron for millenia — or seven years — Charon has today announced on Twitter that he will leave purgatory at the end of this season when his contract expires.
Rumours are rife his journey will take him south — presumably paying for his own crossing of La Seine in Qatari Riyal — to join Real Madrid, Champions of Spain and potentially Europe.
Perhaps only now we will see whether Charon is in fact a mythical creature, or a legendary being.