Liverpool fan risks carpal tunnel syndrome after England semi-final victory
Edge Hill local, Mercedes Smithson-King, has woken up this morning with a jarring tingle in her right wrist.
The lifelong Liverpool fan, having seen Trent Alexander-Arnold's bullet of a penalty send England through to a semi-final showdown against the Dutch, spent much of Saturday night deleting draft tweet after draft tweet after draft tweet.
Like many of her fellow supporters, the European Championship has turned into an Us vs Them in the battle over how good TAA is or is not. So after wishing for the end of the reign of The House of Windsor for 115 minutes, Mercedes has now well and truly changed gear on this slow Sunday morning.
"Football's coming home, init!" she sung before downing a pint glass of three panadol dissolved in cider.