Ronaldinho sets up OnlyFans account

With teenagers the world over reminding anyone they meet (online) "the streets won't forget Endrick", Brazil legend and living football God, Ronaldinho, has today reminded them that, since they're online anyway, they should take a quick look at some of his work. 

Ahead of Brazil's first game in the Copa America, the human with the sexiest content available on the internet has today said his country's squad "lack everything". 

A perceived lack of excitement points to a seemingly inevitable failure at the Copa for Brazil, so Ronaldinho announced he is launching an OnlyFans account - posting clips, stills, and comps, containing some of the sexiest moves in football on a daily basis for the duration of the Copa. 

Strap yourself in for a wild ride. Learn your safe word. The internet generation are in for some unparalleled x-rated flashbacks, ones their browser histories won't forget.